Me taking pics of large, still, coastal birds: Oh hello there. Thank you for tolerating my presence majestic one. You are truly beautiful and I am humbled that you are allowing me to capture your image. Nameste
Me taking pics of tiny, constantly moving, tree loving birds: Oh for f***s sake. Would you like to stay still for say, oh, half a second? Would you? WOULD YOU? Oh you wouldn't? Well isn't that just peachy. Be a total a*hole then my f***ing feathered friend. (Note to self: learn patience)
